Thursday, December 13, 2012

Another dementist

Do you remember Dr. Maselarovic? Well, today I have the extremely painful pleasure of presenting to you his illustrious colleague, Dr. Fluorian Maxilarian. Armenian by birth, he too seized the rare chance of being able to study at the university of Tirgu Mures, which she graduated with high grades and low spirits.
Vi-l amintiti pe domnul Dr. Maselarovic? Ei bine, azi am foarte dureroasa placere de a vi-l prezenta pe ilustrul sau coleg, Dr. Fluorian Maximilian. Armean la origine, nici el nu a ratat oportunitatea rara de a studia la unversitatea din Tirgu Mures, pe care a absolvit-o cu note mari si  veselie putina.
He now lives in Bucharest, together with his wife, well-known surrealist painter Gyngivita Maxilarian.
In prezent locuieste in Bucuresti impreuna cu sotia sa, binecunoscuta pictorita suprarealista Pulpita Maxilarian.
It would seem that the dental profession is extremely stressful, as Dr. Maxilarian has an equally serious hair deficiency in common with his above-mentioned colleague. However, apart from being follicularly challenged, Dr. Maxilarian is in excellent health and greatly enjoys cracking jokes and following them with his characteristic evil chuckle.
Se pare ca profesia de stomatolog este extrem de stresanta, deoarece Dr. Maxilarian are acelasi deficit de par in comun cu colegul sau mai sus mentionat. Totusi, in ciuda disabilitatilor foliculare, Dr. Maxilarian se bucura de o sanatate excelenta, avand deosebita placere de a face glume si de a le urma cu ranjetul lui malefic caracteristic.
He has but one source of unhappiness in his life: he can't for the life of him figure out why every child who enters his practice starts crying uncontrollably.
Nu are decat o singura sursa de nefericire in viata: nu poate cu niciun chip sa-si dea seama de ce fiecare copil care ii intra in cabinet izbucneste in hohote necontrolabile.